That's not jelly!!!

Eljiah and I have taken on a bit more than we can chew lately. He was asked by a friend of ours to help coach flag football, and now he's been asked to coach tackle as well. It was bad enough when Benjamin was going to play both, now we're coaching/team mom-ing both of them. The first flag practice was tonight and of course, it overlapped with tackle tryouts. I went on to flag practice to show Coach Dan (our friend) that we did support him and we would come when we could. Avery is not being very patient with this whole process. She is excited that she gets to go to dance tomorrow though, and she gets to sign up for soccer soon. Because we aren't busy enough yet. Anyway, we were sitting on the metal bench watching the end of practice (without a child practicing, remember!) and Avery starts talking to me about peanut butter and jelly. I know the child isn't hungry, we just ate! She was going on and on about someone spilling their jelly and how she's going to take a bite. I look over just in time to see her swipe her little finger over a pile of dried up purple bird poo and in one flash stick that same finger IN HER MOUTH. I scream out "THAT'S POOOOOOOP!!!!" as her finger is touching her tongue. And smiling. As I'm freaking out. The only fortunate thing in this is that the bird poo was dried up and nothing solid actually hit her mouth. Germs, however....I sprayed water in her mouth and made her spit probably five times. Then we did the whole hand sanitizer thing. She was very calm during the whole process, but once I was done cleaning her up, it hit her that she had just licked bird poo. She started freaking out and crying and got pretty upset. I was able to snap a pic once she calmed down. And yes, this is how she was dressed for the practice. We just got home brushed teeth really, really well.