Out of the mouths of babes....

I was just coming back from taking Benjamin to school and was backing into our driveway when Avery started asking what that white thing was. Now it's early, I've had no caffeine yet, and I did not sleep well. Avery's voice tends to take on a very annoying shrill tone when these previously mentioned factors all take place at once, so I was pretty much ignoring her. She was insistent that I tell her what "That WHITE thing is!!" So I finally look up and start naming white stuff that I see. A house. "No." The mailbox. "NO!!" Clearly, I'm the idiot here. Then she looks up and screams "It's AIRPLANE POOP!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! I look up at sure enough, way far off, there is a tiny jet with a small string of white coming out from behind it. She thinks this is the funniest thing in the world, while all I can think is at least she doesn't need glasses.